Surrogate Mother
From embryo transfers to holiday shopping, I watched my best friend navigate surrogacy with grace, courage, and selflessness—showing motherhood in every form.
Fickle Feminist
From flat tires to raising future men, my feminism flickers between demanding equality and enjoying rescue. A reflection on the messy, beautiful contradictions of being a woman today.
Angelic Reiki
When grief, chronic illness, and disbelief collided, I walked into an Angelic Reiki session expecting nothing—and left with a message from my grandmother. Proof, maybe, that healing isn’t always physical.
Billy Madison
Homeschooling wasn’t supposed to be for me—but after threats, policies, and holiday concerts, my kids’ school year went Billy Madison. Chaos, patience, and survival included.
Co-Parenting
Co-parenting is like a lifelong timeshare with your ex: juggling blended families, court lingo, and emotional landmines. Grab your gray rock and hang on—it’s a bumpy ride.
Prefer Dogs
Losing Hank, our German Shorthaired Pointer, was more than grief—it was a lifetime of companionship, chaos, and unconditional love. Prefer Dogs reflects on the joy, challenges, and lessons of dog ownership, celebrating the pets who shape our lives and hearts in ways we never deserve.
JonBenét Ramsey
Millennials, are we really living in nostalgia or a nightmare? JonBenét Ramsey dives into conspiracies, canceled icons, changing culture, and our quest for truth in a world where media, consumption, and history blur together. It’s a reflection on the chaos, humor, and frustration of coming of age in a rapidly shifting era.
Broken Arm
After a childhood arm-breaking accident, I discovered my favorite “aunt and uncle” weren’t really family. Broken Arm is about betrayal, trauma, and the people who become chosen family—those who show up, support, and love you unconditionally, regardless of bloodlines.
The Principalities
Freelance work isn’t for the fragile. Becoming your own source of income, managing clients, and surviving feast-or-famine paydays requires resilience, skill, and money mastery. The Principalities dives into the real struggles, triumphs, and unglamorous truths of self-employment.
Comfort Cami
Fellow millennial moms, what are we even supposed to wear now? From vintage jeans to comfort camis, navigating teen-approved trends, low-maintenance style, and surviving parent pick-up lines is a full-time job. Join me as I hilariously attempt to stay stylish while folding toddlers like crab rangoons.
Intrusive Thoughts
Some thoughts aren’t polite, and some truths are too raw to share aloud. From school chaos to self-image crises, this entry exposes the hilarious, infuriating, and painfully honest mental soundtrack of a modern mom.
Low Maintenance
Low maintenance doesn’t mean simple. It means invisible battles, broken routines, and survival disguised as routine. This entry pulls back the curtain on what really happens when a mom puts everyone else first — and what it takes to reclaim even a sliver of self-worth.
Female Lead
Every woman knows the weight of “doing it all.” But behind every perfect reel and polished smile, there’s a story most won’t tell. This entry peels back the layers — motherhood, ambition, and the messy in-between — through the voices of women who stopped asking permission to lead.
Dementor Vibes
Not all hauntings come with ghosts. Sometimes, they come as feathers, forgotten keepsakes, or words from a six-year-old that stop time. This entry isn’t about death — not really. It’s about the quiet moments that remind you you’re still alive, and what it takes to stay that way.
Turd Burglar
It starts as a story about work, motherhood, and chaos — but somewhere in the exhaustion, a strange clarity appears. The kind of clarity that only shows up when you’ve been stripped of everything that once defined you. There’s a reason she calls this one The Rugged Lands of Purpose. It’s not just about business — it’s about stealing yourself back.

